Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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