i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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