ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
