Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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