party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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