He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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