I seem to have left my pride at pride
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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