im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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