We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I wish there were birth control emojis
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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