she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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