your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My first STD was from a foam party
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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