Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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