Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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