What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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