dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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