is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Shame - the story of my life.
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