I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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