all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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