BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
love makes seman taste better
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
There are leaves in my underwear?
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