just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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