i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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