I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
