discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Never underestimate the power of titties
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