What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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