wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
