I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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