I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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