do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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