how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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