Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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