she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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