Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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