I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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