No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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