addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
