So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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