Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need a beard to bite.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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