she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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