I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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