the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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