Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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