these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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