So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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