What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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