Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Randomize
