went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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