I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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