the new term for farting is butt boxing.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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