One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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