He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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