she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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