I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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