Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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