oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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