on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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