really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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